Official Site.
Collected, assembled, but not written by mysterium@geocities.com.
Note: This page is intended as humour only. Violence
in real life against Barney the Dinosaur (or any other fictional character) is NOT condoned by the author, the
contributors, or any associates of the author. Some people might find
this page objectionable. You have been warned.
Explanations are provided (click on the *) because some people don't always "get" the jokes.
Make him watch his own show.
* Move every third molecule 3 feet to the left until he closely
resembles Picasso's "Guernica".
Donate his body to science...early.
Well, just call my cousins Guido and Vinnie and tell them that
you kinda placed $200 in a bag under the rock in the
park.... mention the fact that you would _love_ to have Barney's
knee-caps as conversation pieces.
Have him magically turn the classroom into a vacuum ... watch
his body explode.
Strip off his flesh, bury the bones in your back yard, and
then dig them up, a piece at a time, selling them to your nearest
natural history museum. A complete dinosaur skeleton would be
worth a fortune! Death to Barney for fun AND profit!
Barney has been killed 3845 times.
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